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Beeceeh Profile Information

y so then lets give this a try!
Age 42 From Eccles, United Kingdom - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
....A super hero!
well I've got to be because it's my only explanation of why I have spent 5 years being invisible and therefore single.

While it's an amazing power, trouble is I can't seem to turn it off and I would like to y'know have a boyfriend at least once again before I pop it.

My names really Bree..

I share my name with:
- a talking horse from Narnia
- a vampire from the twilight saga
......and I'm middle-earth in the lord of the rings and the hobbit, which for a geek that's pretty cool.

I also share my name with:
- a famous porn star,
- a desperate housewife
- a prostitute from the film klute (which is who I'm named after *shakes head* Thanks mum and dad *face palm*),

I used to be a lot of things:
- an Art student, a bit of a hottie, Social Butterfly, Admittedly a poor version of a scene kid,
......and mostly Drunk.

These days I'm:
- a Teaching Assistant, Mother, chubby, Hermit, Just poor,
......and a Part time Insomniac & Blogger of Pap.

...and just in case you're not getting it yet, most people who know me tell me I have a very funny way of looking at the world and this amuses them no end.

I grow my own veg,
I have an unhealthy obsession with Christmas
I have an equally unhealthy obsession with reality documentary's
I watch a lot of box sets (supernatural season 5 is next)
I love Chinese food,
I'm not a morning person,
I have really bad tattoos from when I was 16,
I have tunnels & facial piercings but alas all the others i had are gone,
I'm a size 18,
I really want to have blue hair but my job won't allow it
I need my morning coffee to function,
I bake and I make soup.
Sign  
Cancer

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Big And Beautiful
My Height Is  
5' 6 (1.68 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Visible Tattoo, Other
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
Fish, Other
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Part-time
My Speciality Is  
Teacher / Education
My Job Title Is  
teaching assistant
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Kid(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Friendly, Loud, Observant, Shy
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Cooking, Family, Internet, Gardening, Movies, Music, Photography, Reading, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping, The Movies
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Not Sure
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Classical, Dance, Electronic, Folk, Metal, Pop, Punk, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fantasy, Home & Garden, News, Romance

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Good Looks, Sensitivity, Thoughtfullness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Committed
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